True but his funeral should be awesome.

Are you sure it wasn't Dean Wormer?

"Nice one. But then, what about the free spirit teacher who convinces overprivileged kids to take a chance on life? At least as bad."

More rules for movies
1. If it's described as "poignant", I won't see it.

"I have a rather large tattoo of Danzig from the back of Legacy of Brutality… does that make me gay?"

This is unquestionably the worst film that I've ever seen. And I saw National Lampoon's Last Resort.

We all know how the story is going to go. They'll get engaged, the rest of the gang will undergo introspection (or what passes as introspection in Archie comics) and wedding preparations will proceed. Before the wedding, they'll decide that they're too young and they'll call it off.

Where is the Red Scare?
A hammer and sickle-wielding commie-bot programmed to kill Jimmy Carter? Genius, even if it was from the wrong Tick series.

Canon porn? What does Ron Jeremy have to do with Star Trek?

About 10 years ago, a German-made space heater was advertised with a picture of Hitler and the slogan "Declare War on the Cold Front!" True story.

God damn bizarre posting here! My Moosehead-addled mind can't handle it!

Don't slag on Moosehead. It's good stuff. At least the Canadian Moosehead is. I don't know what that stuff is that gets passed off as Moosehead in America.

Don't slag on Moosehead. It's good stuff. At least Canadian Moosehead is. I don't know what that stuff is that gets passed off as Moosehead in America.