Or ask why, if there were talking in Russian accents, they weren't also actually talking Russian. Come to think of it, why did no-one have a Roman accent in Gladiator?

Christian Bale already played Jesus, about 12 years ago.

Believe it or not there's a film where Bale plays Jesus. Filmed around the time he did American Psycho, so it's a super buff Jesus.

I am the bloody king of Rapture.

Sexy. Very sexy.

If no-one's heard of him, why bother even reporting on it? I mean 'nobody says nasty thing about me' isn't actually noteworthy, is it?

It's easy to get confused – it's actually two people, from Aerosmith: Ryan Tyler and Adams Perry. If you put their names together you get Ryan Adams.

I figured he meant 'fiat'. Given the limited number of characters on Twitter, it really is important to take the time to spellcheck.

It's appropriates as Shakespeare's own jokes weren't particularly funny.

@prole hole I agree about the ending of BIV being over-rated. It seemed unearned after the previous six episodes of cat sick and slug eating gags.

"I think you'll have a hard time finding Moore in too many people's top 3 lists for Bond actors"

It would be a movie version of either Chuggington or Thomas the Tankengine

No, that's a guy NAMED AFTER the dog.

That's cos you spelled it wrong, making it look ridiculous. It's CHIWETEL EJIOFOR.

I thought something similar when I heard Mick Jagger had turned 70. But that's just the way things are – our dads would look ridiculous trying to 'move like Jagger' at more or less the same age as him, but they're not Jagger. He still gets away with it somehow.

"many people couldn't imagine that a book about anthropomorphized rabbits…"

Or Art Garfunkel singing Bright Eyes on the soundtrack.

I'm guessing Brand plays the male equivalent of that, as he does in real life.

What's the point of Russell Brand without the alienating sex scenes?

He had to wait for Obamacare.