"I like it better when it was an underwater city filled with assholes."

I dreamt last night that I'd made this film. Looks like I've been Tolkin in my sleep.

It had across the board great reviews in the UK, so I was surprised to see it on The Flophouse and that they tore it apart so comprehensively.

Is that Dave Lee Roth or Ernest P Worrell?

I could never watch House as I'm so aware that Laurie not only is English but in reality has a particularly bouncey cheerful accent. In the UK I still hear his voice all the time in adverts - he's hired whenever nappy or crisp sellers want a bouncey cheerful voice.

Yeah, a bunch of people pointed that out last month.

[said in Walt's "Stay. off. my. territory" voice]

It's true about Aussie girls going for British guys. I used to be known as the boomerang. Because I'd been chucked by so many Austrailians.

I went to see David Cronenberg's Spider thinking it would be a sequel to The Fly. Boy was I disappointed. I kept waiting for Ralph Fiennes to start mutating.

My dog has no-noes.
    How does it smell?
It doesn't. That's one of its no-noes.

" I Suck At Girls"
Hopefully only with their permission, right?

I don't get it.

I never get these stories where it's down to someone offering their services to someone very important. It's a story when the important person or company says yes. When Prince William and Kate got married, there were a few stories that amounted to 'Company x offers royal couple free y'. That's not a story! Anyone can…

Brainlock: I guess. The pilot was March 2011

Fair enough. My point was that half the trick of what he does is convincing people he's using some kind of mind manipulation technique when bog standard magician tricks like slight of hand often explains it better. Though he doesn't do that kind of act on TV so much any more.

Teller's first name is Arthur?

Only a thousand people Velvet Underground and Nico, but all of them formed bands themselves. Only 12 people saw Penn and Teller Get Killed. And, er, one of them went out and bought Velvet Underground and Nico.

He PRETENDS to deconstruct it. The explanation Derren Brown gives is generally bullshit.

What year would YOU say is 'a couple of year' before 2013?

I don't know man, the Black Eyed Peas have produced some pretty awful songs.