fastandsloppy, I ought to lock you in a closet! WHERE'S MY WALLET?!? YOU TOOK IT, DIDN'T YOU?!?!

HERE'S MY PITCH!
HOW ABOUT YOU DO A "SCREWING CHARLIE SHEEN IN THE DARK" SHOW? I'LL PAY $12,000 FOR IT!

AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE…THAT FRANK MILLER? OVERRATED! I'VE SEEN BETTER PLOTS ON TWO AND A HALF MEN! AND I'D SAY THAT EVEN IF I WASN'T REALLY HIGH RIGHT NOW! I MEAN ALLERGIC. I'M REALLY ALLERGIC RIGHT NOW!

CLAWS?! I'LL SHOW YOU CLAWS!
YOU COME OUT OF THAT CLOSET RIGHT NOW WITH MY BLOW, OR I'LL CLAW THE FUCKING DOORS OFF!

OHHHHH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW! WHERE'S MY CIGAR, YOU BITCH!?!? ARE YOU HIDING IT? I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! GIVE IT BACK!