You appear to be trying to argue that Gibson is not, in fact, a racist. I don't think that's going to fly. On the other hand, it's possible that you're just being a dick on the internet for kicks, in which case you—great job!

That was my first thought. If the game features "Yackety Sax," then SOLD.

In Soviet Russia, Jesse Jackson blame YOU!

>>when was the last time you saw a successful-either critically or commercially-inherently Christian band?

I've said it before, and now I'm saying it again: a lot of people seem to believe—implicitly or explicitly—that if you call something racist, you are thereby absolutely condemning it shutting down all possible discussion of its aesthetic merit. However, at least in my case, that isn't at all true. People are, as…

So your claim is that this cartoon is NOT racist?

Gaston would clearly be happiest fucking himself. He only wants Belle as a tribute to his own awesomeness ("She's the most beautiful girl in town. That makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?"). There's no evidence in the movie that he particularly cares about sex (with other people, at any rate) for its…

YOU'RE a has-been.

I certainly approve of people being outraged by things I don't understand. America, baby!

"Where the Wild Roses Grow" is the only thing I know her from, and while it IS a pretty badass song, I'm happy for that to remain the case.

According to google, s/he most likely means "American Society of Orthopaedic Physician's Assistants."

Quick plug: if you like duck comics, you may like the second URL in my profile.

Ha. Go figure. I just assumed that if, as the Avclub alleged, there were only two, and Superman was one, then WDC had to be the other. Assuming "Four Color" refers to Western's series of One-Shots, that should probably also have occurred to me, though it's debatable whether that really ought to count, since there's…

Yeah, possibly I must abdicate the position, due if nothing else to the fact that I don't really care for MM. But Barks and Rosa are the best.

"Issue #700 is a milestone only one other comic can claim to have passed"
…and the answer is, Walt Disney's Comics and Stories. I'm fairly sure I'm the biggest Disney comics fan on the AVclub, so I felt the need to fill in that blank. Alas, WDC700 was nothing that special. Blame Boom!'s lackluster use of the…

Or the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp.

I remember Monty Python without John Cleese. It had its moments. Michael Ellis was funny. Mr. Neutron also.

A rising tide lifts all boats!

Hooray for drunk assholes!
Let's all buy their books!

I dunno—I'd call YTtWRooMM is as much a lust song as a love song, though that may be a distinction without a difference. Anyway, "I'll bet you say that to all the boys" is just a perfect undercutting of all the intro's hyperventilating.