Stick around for the ironic twist, in which it turns out that the one who REALLY sucks ass is Emperor Jim!

I gave my pet otter some quaaludes the other day.
It was not a pretty sight.

"God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch…It's a JOKE, man! Jeez, people are so serious…"

…also, Joy Division's "Transmission." Surely the bleakest song ever on the theme.

@Lovecraft in Brooklyn—Joe Jackson, "On Your Radio."

Fucking toddlers! How do they work?

The sentence in question is in one of the screenshots. Without context you can't tell, but in this case it's the difference between past and present. I KNOW it MAY take you some time; I KNEW it MIGHT take you some time.

Correction: It MIGHT take you some time to come along.
Maybe I'm overly pedantic, but that may/might confusion drives me crazy.

Not even remotely true. A moron is you.

I stopped reading soon after William Gaines died…I'm not saying that as a kid, I had fantastic taste or anything, and so I don't know that the earlier issues were really up to much, but I could damn well tell when things started REALLY going to shit.

"When a movie called Lake Mungo is the best this eight-film horror series has to offer, it's the sign of an off year."
Can't say I'm following the logic here.

This is a subject line that asserts the non-existence of God.
And this is a comment where I make it clear what utter contempt I hold religion, and by implication religious people, in. The comment's obvious subtext is that, as a non-believer, I am FAR superior to all those superstitious riff-raff out there. It isn't…

So were you BORN an insufferable sophist with a shaky grasp of logic, or was it something you had to cultivate? Inquiring minds want to know!

The main problem is that it sounds more like a Castlevania game than a Bond movie.

"I didn't feel that the audience was supposed to revel along with them."

Did you hear the news about the Morgans?
On the back of their head, they had another face.

Nigel Tufnel definitely did not say that.

Indeed. Compare the bit where Dan and Laurie take on some random thugs in the book and the movie. If you can't see the difference, I don't know what to tell you. All I can conclude is that you're just not a very perspicacious reader, of books OR movies. God I hate Zack Snyder. What an insufferable little hack.

Alas!

…and anti-elitism is indeed an inverted form of elitism. With regular elitism, you posit that you're better than the hoi polloi because of your rarefied taste. With anti-elitism, you get all self-congratulatory about being a regler, salt-of-the-earth kinda guy who doesn't care about nonna that there big-city,…