I confuse them with the Mighty Lemon Drops.
That is all.

Let us all observe a moment of silence for the stillborn Indiana Jones and the Iron Phoenix.

"Such a cool guy???" Jesus Christ, did you actually write that in sincerity? That's an unintentional self-revelation you PROBABLY shouldn't have made.

Stampede isn't so hard once you realize that the trick is to bump the slow-moving horses forward rather than lassoing them, so that you can concentrate on the fast ones.

Okay.
I was going to complain like the monomaniacal fool I am about the lack of Disney comics on this list, and then I saw, okay, they're right there. Crisis averted.

Clueless poster is clueless.

I'm horrible at math, and even I know what "lowest common denominator" means. I fail to see how Progenitor's comment constituted an attack, nor how it involved a particularly great deal of time or effort. If that's the worst thing you've ever seen here, you obviously haven't been around very long.

American Dad has never been good.

Maybe it'll turn up as a deleted scene?

"No, Jim, I use a bad apiarist"
Also: "I don't care if Ryan murdered his own family; he's like a son to me."

Why is the sample track disabled?
Why?

My question:
Where exactly does the Michael Scott Paper Company GET this paper that they're allegedly selling? Has there been any indication that they've put any thought at all into the supply end of this operation? It would be pretty funny if the company collapsed when it came time to deliver and it suddenly…

Randy rubbing the back of his neck when he tells stan "I love you…"
That was brutal. But funny! The rival dad committing suicide was also likewise, if totally predictable.

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In the, ah, non-zombie version, Miss Lucas marries Mr. Collins because, sure he's a doofus, but he's a mostly-harmless doofus, and given her socioeconomic status, it's much, much better than any conceivable alternative. Lizzie is shocked and upset by the marriage at first, but her coming to the…

Don't forget the Elvis Costello variation, "kiss me 'cause it feels like a hit."

"To Be by Your Side"
It's the song played over the ending credits of Winged Migration. It's sung by Nick Cave, and it's absolutely stunning. I liked the movie, but that was my favorite thing about it.

You fail.

Ruined my interest too. I was disappointed when the original DS eliminated regular Gameboy compatibility, but this seems somehow even worse (plus, I have that first problem circumvented with a GBA flashcart full of original GB titles). And the new features? Eh. I have an ipod for playing music and a cellphone for…

Dan, yes, the book is violent, but it's violent in ways calculated to make narrative points. It never feels as though Moore was thinking, when scripting a violent moment, "dude, wouldn't it be sweet if…?" Whereas it seems like that's pretty much the only thing that was going through Snyder's head throughout the…

Ugh.
"Snyder's Watchmen largely misses that, instead playing up the book's sex and violence, and flattening out Moore and Gibbons' layers."