"Cool" wouldn't be the word I'd use, but I would put forth the proposition that ultimately, Rorschach is the only character in the comic whose behavior ever approaches "heroism," the whole fascism thing notwithstanding. Discuss.

Sure, fine, we can imagine that the dilophosaur had fuckin' laser cannons mounted on its back if that makes you happy. YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY DIDN'T!!!!!11

You realize that actual dilophosaurs are nothing like they were in the movie? They did not have frills like that, and they sure as hell didn't spit poison.

"…and then she'll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die."
So how about Pam assuring Michael that, oh yes, Holly's still TOTALLY into him. Is she just fucking with his head for kicks, or what? Is the idea that, like a five-year-old, he'll just stop thinking about her and that'll be it? Doesn't seem like…

I liked the first three or four seasons, but then I realized that the whole thing was really nothing more than a repetitive, nihilistic cartoon (no offense to cartoons, which can in fact be quite good), and I became disillusioned. Yes, okay, they're all horrible monsters, and if they aren't they'll be corrupted…

Those mistakes were super-obviously intentional. Unless there's yet another layer of irony here that I'm just not getting.

The ending thing where he gives Jim a three-dollar-bill was also funny.

The lecture thing, obviously, but Andy's excruciating efforts to put the moves on the client was also very reminiscent of the similarly-excruciating part where David's interviewing his new secretary.

"In specific?"
Seriously?

Cool.
There was a New Yorker article a while ago about these people. It was one of the most fascinating things I've ever read.

Angela weights eighty-two pounds.
That can't be healthy.

Admittedly, a crappy-ass thirty-second clip can only tell you so much, but from that clip, I don't see the problem. He sound a lot like Bryan Ferry to me.

Crikey!
<i>And if you're answer to that is, "Drop the grades," forget it.</i>

bleh
Gotta say, this movie mostly bored/annoyed me. A few okay action bits, but a LOT of complete nonsense. Like how the first fight scene started with NO SEGUE WHATSOEVER, so one moment he's talking to his aunt, and the next, BAM he's in the middle of a battle. Did they lose a reel of film, or what? And where…

bleh
Gotta say, this movie mostly bored/annoyed me. A few okay action bits, but a LOT of complete nonsense. Like how the first fight scene started with NO SEGUE WHATSOEVER, so one moment he's talking to his aunt, and the next, BAM he's in the middle of a battle. Did they lose a reel of film, or what? And where…

???
I've never seen this show or anything, but I keep hearing that line about turkeys, and it always makes me want to shout, "but turkeys CAN fly, dammit!" Wild turkeys, anyway. Or maybe that's part of the joke. I do not know.

Blarh
Not that I understand why you would WANT to, but you can easily back out of the main game at any time to the volume-change place. Sure, I guess you're *technically* leaving your game, but it takes maybe three seconds. Is this a big deal? Or ANY kind of deal?

Fry!
I have no idea if this is what "animated bee" refers to, but the Honey Nut Cheerios bee is indeed voiced by Futurama's Billy West.

Blah
I have the DS version, and it is fairly enjoyable, but honestly, in spite of the designers' best efforts to add variety, it gets VERY repetitive well before it's over. In spite of this, I can't stop playing.

Empire!
By which I mean OSC's recent book about evil libruls and terrorists and stuff. There are longish excerpts available online. It's awesome—it reads as though it was written by a hyperactive ten-year-old. I don't know if Card's raging wingnuttery and his artistic decline are causally related, but I sort of…