Yeah make it a bunch of sociopaths, the maladjusted and people who troll on internet comments sections and see if any of them can find a way to make anyone like them.

"This ISN'T a competition!"

There was biting? By who…and on where?

I didn't mind Meet The Parents so much, but yeah they totally overdid it all in the sequels.

They made me remove this https://images.encyclopedia…
 from my work computer @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus .FASCISTS!

You can film it and discuss it, but you can't draw erotic fan art of it.

It's all good.

That's from the lost apocrypha detailing how God knocked Mary up.

13 Wives for One Brother 

"This is my body which is given for you. No seriously, don't just stare at it, eat it."

Or in Lego form.

John The Baptist, total lightweight. What? Come at me JTB!

You'll believe a mountain can move!

You don't want to know where they stick the spear in that version…

He does look like he just finished taking a giant bong hit though.

Lather with anointing oil , rinse and repeat. Always repeat.

"Peter dude, you're totally going to deny knowing me. It's all cool though bro."

Jewrassic Park!

The Bible II: The Wrath Of Jehovah.

Based on this. http://www.exmormon.org.uk/…
Duck Philips. 
I expect a scene where he tries to take a dump on the gold plates.