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GOOD JEWS, everyone!

Rick Rubin tried to clean my windshield with a dirty rag AND produce my album while I was stuck at an intersection this weekend.

All that's missing is Blige patting Lopez on the head and giving her one of those 'oh well at least you tried' looks.

I was more a fan of Jermaine.

Say what you will about him, but Berdymukhamedov is progressive on Raclette relations.

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This article made me think of Maid In Manhattan. I've made a huge mistake.

"I was very drunk, and it just happened".

A good O'Nealing generally involves a wooden cane and a sixer of Guinness.

There's a reason Lenin and Stalin and Liberace used snappy one word names.

It really is the last half hour that just annoyed the hell out of me, because it's just impossible and I wish Spielberg had made it more clear that that's probably a dream Cruise is thinking, because if it's real it makes zero sense.

Rupert Pupkin's such a weird. amazing performance; he has to both play deranged and also believable as a cheesy sort of hack comedian.

I've never met anyone who actually loathes it, but I'm in the middle. 
It's ok in places, but some of it just seems too clever for it's own good, and it completely contradicted it's own internal plot logic with the last half hour.
It's one of those things where it's enjoyable, but if you look at some of the plot it…

Yeah, I call it The Scream effect. 
After all that deconstructionalist 90s stuff, any film that still relies on the hoary old dumb cliches just seems dumb to me.

So fun. You should go, they're definitely not sleazy or anything, and the performers are really entertaining.

I don't buy it, mainly because he'd done some more comedic roles before (like Brazil for instance).
I think he's best at comedy when it's not just a comedy. This was a real character with depth, that just happened to be in a comedic movie, whereas Analyze This and Meet The Parents were just him playing roles drawing on…

I'm just waiting for the critical reevaluation of Red Heat.

Balderdash!
I'll call it this; the best action adventure, road trip comedy of the 80s.

Whoa, it'd be THAT kind of site?