I completely agree on Van Helsing. I remember using it as a verb when describing the experience of watching the shitty movie that came out the next week, Aliens vs. Predator. I think you get Van Hesling'ed when studios put together a bunch of slightly geeky concepts into a pot and stir in recognizable names, CGI, and…

I'm just so tired of all these star wars..

What about "America, Fuck Yeah" from Team America? I know the censors wouldn't allow it, but just think about the awesomeness of walking to the mound to close out a game.

Corrections
I'm pretty sure that the dead man in the subway tunnel was the little person charged with watching (opening) the box. I'm guessing that either the guy wandered in a trance down the tunnel or simply took off with it. He appeared to be a homeless person. The box was probably damaged when his head exploded.

"Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story"

I prefer Moe's in the Chipotle/Qdoba/Moe's debate. Also, McDonald's sold all of its stock in Chipotle in 2006. Chipotle also started in Denver, so the Matt and Trey probably have some history with the place.

Shuffle Whine
I have a limited number of songs on my iPhone, but I definitely know which one comes first alphabetically: Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin. The quiet guitar riff creeping into my ear signals only failure. I have to unlock the phone, open the iPod application, go to the songs tab, and tap shuffle in…

Have a Minotaur
Taste the BEAST!

2001: A Zombie Odyssey
2010: The Year We Made Contact With Zombies

One more week until the Panoply of Death!
We only have to wait till next Tuesday for Venture Brothers Season 3.