Regarding Eckhart-
okay, so- I don't hate the guy out and out, but i feel compelled to say a few things (just like everybody else on the interwebs. yay!).
#1- Massive Dick- not as in he has one (can't confirm) but that he is one. He's nothing compared to Bale, but he's had poor defenseless Extras kicked off of…

I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

my parents worship this guy…
it just baffles me. they were so against Conan…it was as if Jay were to be sacrificed and some strange red-haired giant were taking his place…if only that had been the case.

Charles Barkley on Ambien, attempting to stay awake and counting objects…. i'm there.

indeed- a toast to the Bascule. anything with nudity and uncontrollable hallucinations is alllright with me.

oh, avclubbers…this is why i finally signed up for the account. to watch one show of weakness and then all commentators turn on one of their own like Jack London Call of the Wild Sled Dogs….awesome. i mean, it's not awesome to be mean (especially to someone as wonderful as to create the moniker 'Ocean of…