MISTER BLUTARSKY. ZERO. POINT. MOTHERFUCKING. ZERO.

AND SO, I WANT YOU TO GET THE FUCK UP. I WANT YOU TO GET THE FUCK UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, GO TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW, OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKER, STICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OUT OF IT AND FUCKING YELL, "FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK, AND FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

Back when Tom Metzger was actively recruiting skinheads for his racist/shirtless boy club, he threw a music festival near my home town. We, the Crass-listening Gilman Street "anti-ism" philosophizing punks that we were, used the opportunity to hit up a party in an unknown nearby city. When we walked in the door, there…

W is for the many ways that you're served.
A is for the admiration you deserve
F because you're fluffy, you're flaky and fun, and
F is for the flavor that is second to none
L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth, and
E is for eggs!

"A sawbuck."
"Ten smackers, let's go grab a highball!"

My name is Otto
I Love to get blotto
and play Grand Theft Auto.

The newest version of Evil Live
My band played with the newest version of The Misfits (Jerry Only and Dez from Black Flag, with a rotating drummer) last New Year's Eve (sorry, New Year's EVIL, according to the poster). What's not mentioned here is how Jerry is a hardcore, born-again christian who struggles with the…

No, dead. If she was lame, she could still sing.

Seattle, WA 1989-1994
Sure, sure, the epicenter of the grunge movement, but all the early grunge of Nirvana and Soundgarden doesn't interest me—it's the side music being made by bands like Gas Huffer, Supersuckers and Christ on a Crutch. But most importantly, I'd be there on July 7, 1993, to stop the murder of my…

Here's hoping it ends the same way as "There Will Be Blood."

Joel or Mike?

And the sequel
For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf 2: How the fuck do they work?

May you be chopped up and buried in the earthen floor of the fruit cellar.

Norton Smash!
Our expectations.

Wasn't trying for a firstie, choucoug, I just like patting women on the head in a condescending manner. When it turned out to be first, I then added Mel's comment as it needed to be here. After that, it was straight back to head patting.

But they can blow me first.

They're so cute when they're angry
It just makes me want to give them a reassuring pat on the head.

IRON EAGLE

Whoops! Apologies. And congratulations. They were always awesome. You always speak of them as if they were the one who got away, so that's where this thread stemmed from.

Kyle Ryan.
Shouldn't you be mentioning Jawbreaker? Because I saw them numerous times, even played with them at Gilman Street, and went on the "Dear You" Virgin-sponsored record release party held on a huge fucking boat.