Remember when Laura Logan got sexually assaulted by Mohammedans in Egypt? Why do people think Islam is compatible with modern society? They kill gay people in Muslim countries, do you support human rights for gays and non-Muslims or do you support a stone age death cult? Do you support civil rights for women or do you…

I must have terrible literary instincts because I thought that was cringe worthy. Oh well at least I know to just go with the exact opposite of my original opinion on these matters, aka The Costanza Protocol

Det Bobby Simone and a broken-down pseudo-Sipowicz calling people skels and douchebags

The raw and emotional duet "Anybody Want A Peanut" is the best part imo

I wouldn't put something alive in a box

Well they are the two groups at each others throats in the middle east, so I figure one of them will kill the other group sooner or later.

I'll take the jews over the mohammedans any day.

It was great to see Clark Johnson as a detective, it was kinda like watching an old episode of Homicide. Only this time, instead of Munch going off on a conspiracy theory in mid 1990s style, the CIA just shows up and gives a "fuck you" to the law in 2013 style.

I've heard a lot about purple drank in various songs from Bun B to Jim Jones, and not once have I heard Skittles mentioned.

The Comedy MVP of this episode was Stevie's new chin

That was the best body-part-being-violently-separated-from-the-face moment since "you knocked his fuckin eye out!"

A butt trumpet symphony! A Cornhole concerto!

I'm not some skel that's gonna rat to avoid a perp walk.

Was the phrase "Too many beefs jamming us up" a reference to NYPD Blue? Cause it felt like it was, Det. Simone used to say stuff like that all the time.

I would be sending gifts to the women of /r/anal, /r/milf, and /r/bbw , but for some reason they don't want me knowing where to find them.

I'd pay to seem them double down on James Deen's monster hog, they can keep those facial expressions.

When Ted Nugent is elected president, we will all be celebrating Zimmerman Day.

Why wasn't Travyon with his parents? Is he that much of a pain in the ass they couldn't take him to dinner? Why does he think Skittles and iced tea are good to give to a younger sibling? Why did Trayvon bash Zimmerman's head into the ground? Is it because he thought Zimmerman was gay? Trayvon had a history of…

Speaking of wrestling, I went into a state of full blown Hulkamania earlier today when I got back to my house and found out the BBQ place forgot my ranch sauce.

Which would still make a small penis the punchline of the joke, which is what I am complaining about, how society devalues and dehumanizes men who were born with a small penis.