I don't go to parties, so stop flouting your party privilege, bigot. It doesn't change the fact that you are a bigot.

From A Dime To A Quarter: The Jerry Sandusky Story

Yeah you got a problem with it? Go ahead and keep making fun of me and devaluing me as a person for something I have no control over.

I think it is shameful and disgusting that a person with a small penis is the source of amusement for society. You know what you call someone who makes fun of someone because of a part of their body that they can't control? A bigot. It is bad enough that men are bombarded all day with images of how bigger is better…

This episode totally ruined farts for me. I will never be able to enjoy a woman's cornhole concerto, her sweet butt trumpet symphony, without being reminded of this episode. Farts used to be special, but now I can't view them in a sexual manner anymore. Why why why why why why now I'm ruined damnit.

You know how hard it is to come up with something to organically rhyme with "Gwen Stefani" ? When you come up with one of those lines you save it and never throw it away, even if it was back in the mid 90s.

What do you mean it wasn't supposed to be funny? That scene where the guy is hanging on the missile and he fires it and he says "You're fired" is not only hilarious, it pre-dates Trump's much shittier version of the phrase.

Well if you look at the support Roman Polanski gets, apparently anal rape of a child won't make people turn their backs on a famous person, so don't hold your breath for infliction of emotional distress to become the benchmark.

Me

Someone should report that to the FBI that would be funny.

ninny!?!

Make me an offer

You gotta problem with chewin butthole?

Holy shit, Guy Young beating the shit out of the dude from Sons of Anarchy was the hardest I have laughed in a long time. First the dude flubbing the line, Stevie clearly visible in the car laughing like an idiot, then the moron getting beaten horribly was too much. I seriously had laughing fit. Stevie there in the…

Yeah, but in 300 years everyone will be building statues of Gucci Mane and the name James Franco will be lost to the sands of time.

You sound like a right proper cunt mate

Back in 80s porn, the woman could be on top for anal and stop it when she wanted. Those were the good ol days.

Why can't we have a show where the hero is the child abductor that goes around kidnapping kids and stuffing them into barrels and burying them alive? Wouldn't that be great for ratings?

The guy driving the car didn't want to kill anyone that didn't care about living. Or Juice made himself invisible.

Fuck if I know, but there probably are some of them that look past his women beating because they like his music or feel that he should be allowed to get away with it because he's black.