Didn't Evil Ed get into gay porn? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So that means she's been mentioned on Showtime approximately seven hundred thousand times in the last eight months. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people!

Jesus fucking Christ, Jesus Fucking Christ.

If you paste that into I Write Like, the result is Anne Rice. So…does that mean that perhaps the author of Interview With the Vampire just wants someone to fucking fuck her already?

It would be sort of like fucking a female Morpheus. I'm OK with that.