I'm not all with the Nathan hatin'. It would have been nice to get more background on Stevens' career prior to be being the biggest hick whore ever (Admittedly, this may not exist.) but it was interesting nonetheless.

Damn straight Shania Twain gets a pass compared to Ray Stevens! You try enjoying the latter's videos with the sound off and your pants down!

Guy Maddin!
The dragon practical effects from Fritz Lang's Die Nibelungen are beggin' to be reused.

Beatrice Arthur could have dragoned the fuck out of the Smaug role.

Bring in Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt
And we can have the Apple Dumpling Gang reboot we've all been hoping for.

All these prequels
Why not just do two hours of Dorothy's parents conceiving her?

It's hard to remember that Miley is 17
She has speaking voice of a three pack a day Denny's waitress. Seriously, her next film project could be "The Suzanne Pleshette Story"

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True, that's a lot of mouthing off to the press afterwards.

23 Megan Foxes
Hmmmmm

Al got one for Tipper
The rest is history.

Melvins!

Niecy Nash as Cleopatra
Tom Cruise as Marc Anthony

Christina Hendricks as Poison Ivy
All that topiary.

Jolie's Catwoman keeps adopting kittens.

Yes! Tom Baker would be excellent as The Riddler.

James Carville as Egghead. "The eggs, stupid."

Marc Anthony
"More kids? Whaaaaaaat."