Richard Christie as Solomon Grundy.

Betty White as Harley Quinn

Eddie Murphy should play Vicki Vale. He's really good at that drag thing.

Tom Cruise
As Bat Mite.

I read the recaps of the two movies on The Agony Booth website. The only good sounding part was the vampire baseball, and they had an embedded clip of that so I'm all set.

Mickey Roarke as Clayface.

Especially if they use the iguana cam in Bella's uterus.

And oxygen, which gets converted into Mormon talk.

Mormon broads ruin everything. Look what Marie Osmond did to country music.

I'm surprised Seth McFarland hasn't been picked as the new Idol judge too
He could just do his critiques in that Stewie voice.

I'm volunteering to go down and clean diamonds off of birds.

Nathan noticeably avoids using the term "Remake"
No "Idiot" he.

Move over Melvins!
The Billboard 200 is in for a shakeup.

In the photo up top
Piscopo looks way more uncanny valley than Data.

Yes but…
what about the bands of today that are currently burning up the charts? What do The melvins make of all this?

"2010 is The Pirate Bay's lowest tracking summer ever."

Arizona cops are legally compelled to interrogate anyone buying a "Machete" ticket.

In Soviet Union, numbers track you!

"wtf is frog and toad lol" would be an awesome title for the latest book in that series.

The liberal media ignore it, but Alex Jones has been talking about this for years.