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Acid Keg
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The time has come
for a musical starring the Melvins.

It's not a "Movie" you idiots
It's a Dismay Delivery System.

I'll bet he wishes they'd got Shirley Temple's daughter waaaay earlier.

I'm not in a band, but I am going to start one now so I can start living like lifestyle of a thousandaire.

Look for them to get knocked off next week
By a Shaggs tribute album

Also that scene were a weasel went to Denny's naked.

Lindsey is DUIlicious.

Prediction: He will jump up and down on a bunch off couches and the couches will break because…he is fat!

"Frog and Toad Are Friends Who Are Pretending To Be A Gay Civil Union Couple For Insurance Benefits"

This is the big budget "Hell Comes To Frogtown" we've all longed for.

Toad=Original Road Warrior.

Tom Cruise's ambitions revealed
To be the next Martin Short.

Good news Kenneth Grahame!
Your classic book is now being turned into "Furry Vengeance"!

They can totally move them out of the apartments and coffehouse.
Chandler gets sent back to Yemen!

Webcartoonist Kate Beaton's take:

Yeah, but it Northern VT we have Bigfoot from the Howard Stern show it is.

Somebody's got to fill the gap since they stopped running John Cougar Mellencamp videos.

On that note, I'd love to see a movie with Mr T and Wiley Coyote.

I wonder if Christopher Mintz-Plasse will follow the same career arc as Geoffreys. Is there a market for McLovin twink porn?