Whaaat?

Rodney is a sad young man because he's fat and ugly.

That's what I thought about Jerry O'Connell, for similar reasons. But the promo for whatever soon-to-be-cancelled show he is in now shows him in very tight shorts, and, unless he is taping, not so much. Maybe his 'big' scene in Piranha 3D was cinéma vérité?

I guess Olivia likes sucking on bones. Yes, I went there (meaning I went to KC for their delisch BBQ ribs).

I, too, have had crazy anaerobic sex 'with' Olivia Wilde. But, unlike Suedikis, my 'with' isn't in quotes, and he won't be be found (I'm going to stop right there). Olivia Wilde traded in an Italian prince for Suedikis, who is the kind of man who takes another man's patato chip, as well as being an affable devil.

Waiter sez: "I need to warn you your drink comes in a martini glass."

I love cheesing.

I had a real good excuse for liking it once. Something to do with having a peaceful easy feeling.

I pronounce the name of this band "Efaglefs". Thanks, Decibet! My obsolete alpha-numeric keyboard won't allow me to spell it correctly. Google sez:

What is it in centimeters? Because I have BS in Astronomy, when CGS units where the shit (about 25 years ago). Also, that was when I reached the farthest borders of my scientific understanding. I have since devolved to the point where I don't know what a battle is.

She should sue Rush for the lame-ass crappy 'Time Stand Still' video:

In the arms farted of the angel farting fly away from fart here just farted

They should get her brother-in-law to five-finger-negotiate an 'out-of-court' settlement.

Did you fart while typing that?

Does that include hearing her disembodied voice emerging from the rear speakers? Because that was awesome!

Time stand still

4) "That's my loved one(s) in there! I'm not going to let you or you're goddamn caution tape stop me from goddamn going anywhere I need to go to see them for as long as I can! What are you going to do, shoot me? Fuck you, Gomer!"

It's a shame that Mr. Gingy's name isn't Walt.

There's no place like dome.

Does the inside of the dome now smell like rotting side of beef? Or 'alive' beef? Or is the stench masked by a thousand other varieties of stank?