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Gruff but Lovable Gus
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This has already been done - its called 'The Bachelorette' (1 girl, 25 guys).

This show make trouble fun for everyone!

Does Alta Vista run on a Newton? I tried to hook up my phone to my 8086, but there seems to be a problem with the rotary interface on Windows 2.1.

Yeah, the Dylan guy is a hoot.

I think I'd sue my parents for rolling on the couch, rolling numbers, rock and rollin', and/or having my KISS records out.

I look like that kind of guy - where are these Denny's's?

Try 12.

Because they were the first band I saw live, and I didn't know who the hell they were at the time. But I did know who the Police were, so I stuck around.

Correct. I saw Stipe and -One speaking at Earth Day around about that time - I wanted to throw chunks of marble at the backs of their heads*. Because, 'Hey Hey Hey'. (emphasis on the second 'Hey')

I think they misspelled 'Starless'.

They should have printed a footnote to the lyrics:

Hey! You just wasted Elvis Costello!

Best. Candy Slice impersonation. Ever.

I just chugged a 40 of Mickey's. And now I have to drive 8 hours to LA - specifically, 7021 Hollywood Blvd.

Is it possible to make a hologram of a hologram from the future?

Did Peter Grant have a good side?

;-)

"OH, NO! NOT THE PEE! NOT THE PEE! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, IT'S IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"

HOW DARE YOU, SIR! SOMETHING SOMETHING DIATRIBE SOMETHING MORE DIATRIBE SOMETHING I HURL PAPER IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!