"You comin' on down to Sex Hole?" "Yes!"

It seems weird that you are debating the "real" nature of Batman and simultaneously decrying the existence of Robin, who was introduced less than a year after Batman.

I don't know much about Levitz except he was president of DC and wrote comics in the 70s? But the art looked interesting.

The recent Batgirl run has been pretty good.

Asian or black Peter Parker would make the Internet explode in a ball of rage.

I don't think it's a rule that only men's fantasies can be sexist. It could be a sexist trope and also something that (some) women find sexy.

So these two Zoroastrians walk into a bar…

"The only thing you know how to love are your velociraptors!"

I'm OK with that. Is she sitting on the toilet when she gets eaten?

It depends whether the arc goes "frigid lady scientist loosens up when sexy hunk shows her that she was wrong about everything" (which is definitely where it looks to be heading) or goes in some unexpected direction, like "sexy hunk realizes he needs better pick up lines."

Also: "People in China are so dumb!"

Will the velociraptors escape and start killing people?

My strategy too, tho' I already put Black Canary and Dr Fate on my pull list for June…

But they're still on LaserDisc, right?

Ditto - I can watch YouTube videos in glorious 320p, anything more is really asking too much.

Do I have to plug my TV into an Internet now? So confusing.

That's already funnier that his actual routine.

On the plus side, the fish chew off the donkey skin, which is not horrific at all.

As long as they base it on the original, where he murders the cricket shortly into the book, is hanged by bandits, and is turned into a donkey and sold to a circus.

Libra is a really slow build up, but pays off.