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Tony Orlando
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I think I was at that Milwaukee show. Love Bedhead.

Agreed. Hokeyness is SACRED TV BIOPIC CODE.

Agh! You wasted five seconds of my internet time and you already realized your 'young female R&B talent death' confusion.

Now he knows.

I did the same. My impression was ruined by my eighth grade history teacher who informed me that his work was a bunch of neo-con fantasy bullshit and that I should read La Carre. He turned out to be right, but those early Tom Clancy books are/were still really good.

Get into a submarine and make a video of you speaking English with Russian subtitles. Slowly zoom in to your mouth. You will start speaking Russian for the rest of the time until you reverse the process.

Your reply of  "It just wasn't that funny, now get the fuck away from me before I peel your skin off and make a stylish cape out of it." sounds a lot more like a trench coat & fedora wearing retort fantasy dreamed up hours after the actual interaction took place.

Thanks for sharing. Please keep us posted on all the other movies and sequels you haven't seen and aren't interested in in the future as well.

One could say she stole your heart.

This is cool news. I have the original four graphic novel compilations and the next two. I wonder if my kids will give a crap about it.

They have it pretty ruff.

Beetlejuice!

You discovered this whilst reading the review.

I just hope he hasn't bitten off more than he could chew.

I wish it also came with some fine Fed Ex'd BLACK TAR HEROIN.

Also: music by Lalo Schifrin, a very accomplished soundtrack guy who did the score for Bullitt and wrote the Mission: Impossible theme!

Now I'm going to have to update all my TMNT cartoon pornos. :(

If you were really from the future you'd already know the answer.

Your name is lazy ball punter Jane. There might be a song in this.

Where is this joke now? Am I supposed to make a joke about a black name that sounds white or a white name that sounds black?