Completely off topic, but I don't want to wait until next week's TI.

"At this point I think one could make an educated guess as to which person is me"
Could it be the same person who is the OP for every item I can see on there before I start scrolling down?

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You have to ask @avclub-b894e4330aeaa46a373292d17c62984d:disqus  for the codes to the secret rebel Facebook group.

Didn't Quark accidentally kill a Klingon in The House of Quark?

Guys! Check this out! That Cardassian waitress is totally flirting with me!

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Where Delenn is.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus - I'll be adding it to my list.

Hey, off topic…

Yes, I liked that exchange between Felix and Sarah too. He'll put up with a lot, but there's a line; and actually she respects him enough to stay within it.

Pretty much exactly what I had in mind when I said she was kind of an awful person.

Douay - the version of you which exists in my head is that you created an incredibly high-selling app (like, you're the inventor of Angry Birds or something) and now never have to get a job again in your life. Hence your ability to watch Breaking Bad mid-morning on a Monday before turning up in the AVQ&A. Whereas I go…

Yup

I actually don't have a beard, but hideous yeti of a man is otherwise a fairly apt description. Looking at the last set of birthday wishes I got on facebook, a lot of them either make reference to Chewbacca or refer to me as either "fluffy" or "Ro-bear". I'm really not that hairy.

I'm just going to post this and get it over with:

"I had a long day where I was busy with definitely important, non-frivolous things." - such are the travails of full-time employment.

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Sorry I'm late. Hope you're still around tomorrow to chat about it.

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This is one of those "likes" which is actually a big internet hug.

Well surely as best man you actively don't want to bring a date to a wedding, as this leaves you free to concentrate on trying to bed one of the bridesmaids.

It's not even pierced.