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Not owning a scale is definitely the right way to go through life.

Well beating up 60-year-old men is not exactly edifying.

Just remember that the progressions they expect on the programme are ludicrous. Keep repeating days until you can do what they're asking for.

I'm about to launch into using that too.

Hey, I'm going to brag.

Ok, in those circumstances you can quit before having something else lined up.

No shuffles for me. Instead I have been listening to Hendrix's 1983 (A Merman I Should Turn to Be).

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I do not like my job

And there's little worse than when you post a comment which you think is pretty funny and are met with absolute stony silence.

A slow roasted turkey joint, cooked with an oz of butter and a packet of bacon lardons. Dear god that was fantastic, though my arteries are re-hardening just thinking about it.

*Opens mouth and points at @avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus . Shrieks*

I have occassionally heard remarks, from Americans, about British television being better quality.

Obligatory "LOL you actually read the TI" response.

Happy belated birthday for yesterday Buckaroo!

Thanks Franko! Sorry you're having such a rough time. I hope things get better soon, or even just stabilise so you can get some breathing room.

That sounds fucking fantastic. I'd love to see Joan Jett, Pixies and The Replacements.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus  - I'd recommend just leaving the Mothership Zeta expansion alone. It's a great idea, but a big boring slog in execution.

"Although, admittedly, I've never accidentally knocked a chunk of frozen meat onto my face with the floor freezers the way I have with the ordinary ones."

The bit with the white phosphorus mortar seemed to be a pretty direct swipe at the AC130 section of COD4:MW. Even before you get to the civilians, having you walk through the area you've just attacked seemed to be shouting "this is what these weapons actually do to human beings!"

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