The Onion's "Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People" article was published in January 2001.

^THIS^
"Look Around You" is an absolute joy.

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Yes, pretty much anyone (at least, any man) in Britain with the surname Harris will get referred to as "Bomber" at some point.

My favourite line in the whole sketch, which I use in daily life wherever remotely appropriate:

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I was sure it was "The doctor says I am no longer infected". But a quick look at Just the Words confirms you're right.

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

I've never found any Venezuelan beaver cheese though.

"You shall not pash"

Go see your GP and get a prescription for that.

Much as I like ZMF, just remember that Rob Zombie's Hellbilly Deluxe is his favourite album.

Did you have "NOT" shaved into your chest?

That's the one which came to mind for me as well.

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I didn't know that. I'd contemplated writing something about Robbie Williams being Stoke's second most famous son. I'm so glad I didn't write anything that stupid.

I went to the same high school as Paul W.S. Anderson.

Somehow a Bond theme just doesn't feel right if it's not Shirley Bassey. Even if she only did three of them, and I can't even remember what Moonraker sounds like (it would involve watching Moonraker again). Diamonds wins it for me.

Don't think Extreme worried about it too much.

Thrash pretty much defined itself in opposition to Motley Crue, Poison and the like.

He's from Stoke-on-Trent. Which is a smallish city in the West Midlands.

So no-one here's done an Angus Podgorny reference yet? Nothing about Djokovic being a blancmange from the Planet Skylon in the Andromeda Galaxy?

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Pretty sure that handguns are legal around most of the EU, you just need a licence. Whereas we (pretty much) banned them in response to Dunblane.