/thinks of my poor, sweet grandmother as a slave
//thinks of everyone else I've ever met that likes that show

@avclub-17fc821acf8201df4d32d05fb05d0d4a:disqus You are just the worst.

That's seriously fantastic.

That applies to fucking or to life in general.

So, 12 year old WWJBD saw "Army of Darkness" first.  I loved it, and when I found out it was the third in a series of films, I decided to check out the rest.  They'll be hilarious too, right?  Nothing could have prepared me for how pants-shittingly scary I found the scene where Cheryl starts guessing the cards off in…

Yeah, I loved the opening third of it, and by the end I was ready to kill myself.

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The movie really was terrible, but it was worth watching for the part I pointed out above.

Anytime I hear his name I think of the part in the movie "Heckler" where a guy in the crowd at one of his shows yells "WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE THE REST OF THE KENNEDYS AND DIE YOUNG?", which may be the greatest heckle in history and made the $3 rental totally worth it.

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I think it's aged well personally.

I had forgotten how great the video for "All Falls Down" is.  Stacey Dash sells the shit out of that look at the end.

The bartender in the front half of the film.

The bartender in the front half of the film.

That whole site is just un-fucking-believable.  I mean, I've seen movie/TV show/comic Wikis before, and I love "Gremlins", but holy shit the depth to the character details for Gremlins who were on-screen for a few seconds tops is nuts.

That whole site is just un-fucking-believable.  I mean, I've seen movie/TV show/comic Wikis before, and I love "Gremlins", but holy shit the depth to the character details for Gremlins who were on-screen for a few seconds tops is nuts.

I prefer "Badder" myself.

I prefer "Badder" myself.

Wait, have you never seen it? Or are you revisiting it?

Wait, have you never seen it? Or are you revisiting it?