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What Would Jack Burton Do
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I'm fairly certain it's Christina Aguilera, during her X-Tina phase.

I'm fairly certain it's Christina Aguilera, during her X-Tina phase.

HOW HASN'T ANYONE POINTED OUT THAT SHIRT HE HAS ON IN HIS MUGSHOT???

HOW HASN'T ANYONE POINTED OUT THAT SHIRT HE HAS ON IN HIS MUGSHOT???

No, but only because according to the time-stamp on your comment, you read this an hour before I did.

No, but only because according to the time-stamp on your comment, you read this an hour before I did.

That's awesome.  For the record, that movie kickstarted my love for Michael Shannon.

That's awesome.  For the record, that movie kickstarted my love for Michael Shannon.

If that's how you'd like to read that, then yes.  Absolutely.

If that's how you'd like to read that, then yes.  Absolutely.

I'm a huge horror film fan, so I'm fairly desensitized to violence, and the Head On A Stick part still fucks with me when I watch that movie. 

I'm a huge horror film fan, so I'm fairly desensitized to violence, and the Head On A Stick part still fucks with me when I watch that movie. 

Holy shit, yes you do.

Holy shit, yes you do.

He gets sleepy when he eats it. Back off.

He gets sleepy when he eats it. Back off.

She really, really is. Since it had become obvious within about 1/2 an episode of this season that the writers had done some major (and positive) retooling of the characters, I've been trying so hard to give her the benefit of the doubt this season.  Like, possibly they were going to make her cool in episode six or

She really, really is. Since it had become obvious within about 1/2 an episode of this season that the writers had done some major (and positive) retooling of the characters, I've been trying so hard to give her the benefit of the doubt this season.  Like, possibly they were going to make her cool in episode six or

I'm assuming the line of thinking was more along the lines of "I'd have sex with her, but I don't think she would have sex with me"

I'm assuming the line of thinking was more along the lines of "I'd have sex with her, but I don't think she would have sex with me"