Obviously you were vaccinated as a child.

Absolutely it does.

Absolutely it does.

E-mail me your phone number, and we'll collaborate on the script this sequel deserves.  I promise I won't text you any dick pictures.

E-mail me your phone number, and we'll collaborate on the script this sequel deserves.  I promise I won't text you any dick pictures.

I want Goose to be alive with no explanation, much like Kenny in the early "South Park" episodes, only to be killed again in the sequel.  Or make him a zombie.  That's the only way I'll watch this.

I want Goose to be alive with no explanation, much like Kenny in the early "South Park" episodes, only to be killed again in the sequel.  Or make him a zombie.  That's the only way I'll watch this.

Top Gun 2: The Legend Of Xenu's Gold

Top Gun 2: The Legend Of Xenu's Gold

Their mission:  Fly into enemy territory and steal a new Thyroid gland for Iceman.

Their mission:  Fly into enemy territory and steal a new Thyroid gland for Iceman.

I really, really love this album.  It's amazing how good Womack's voice still sounds for being 68 years old.  I still think "Please Forgive My Heart" is the best song on the album, but "Dayglo Reflection" certainly gives it a run.  And say what you will about Del Rey, her voice sounds fantastic on that track.  I hope…

I really, really love this album.  It's amazing how good Womack's voice still sounds for being 68 years old.  I still think "Please Forgive My Heart" is the best song on the album, but "Dayglo Reflection" certainly gives it a run.  And say what you will about Del Rey, her voice sounds fantastic on that track.  I hope…

I have absolutely no shame in my love for that movie.

I have absolutely no shame in my love for that movie.

Yeah, I've heard people nitpick one particular scene, seemingly disregarding the entire plot of the film.  Whatever.

Yeah, I've heard people nitpick one particular scene, seemingly disregarding the entire plot of the film.  Whatever.

I hate 3-D too, but I had no choice in the matter.  I agree with what Yummish said.  It looked great.  If all 3-D movies were done that well, I'd love it.  And don't let the lukewarm reviews scare you off.  I liked it, and most everyone I know who's seen it has too.

I hate 3-D too, but I had no choice in the matter.  I agree with what Yummish said.  It looked great.  If all 3-D movies were done that well, I'd love it.  And don't let the lukewarm reviews scare you off.  I liked it, and most everyone I know who's seen it has too.

I definitely skipped a half day of high school to pick up Wu-Tang forever on the day it released.  Which was stupid since I had it on reserve already.