Not sure where else to put this, but Jack White is recording a song with Insane Clown Posse

Fun fact:  The OK Cupid doesn't shoot you with an arrow.  He actually parks a truck full of love fertilizer next to you and ignites it.

I'm being 100% serious when I say this, but I'm so glad you stuck around.

I seriously let out a "Yeah!" when I first saw that part you mentioned at the end, and I never do shit like that.  It's perfect.

Fine, but does "old enough to be her grandfather" make the point any better for you?  If he had a daughter when he was 18, and she had a daughter when she was 18 (making him 36), and she just turned 16, that would make him 52.  So it's only one year off.  Close enough. Close only counts when it comes to horseshoes,…

You obviously don't follow The Pope's Twitter account.

In the battle of the less-healthy relationship, who comes out on top: these two or Randy and Evi Quaid?  Randy has the edge right  now, but I've got my eyes on these two. 

Hey, same here. And I thought that sounded familiar. I'm from the NW Ohio area, and we had a legend called "Screamie Mimi" near there. Supposedly some woman lost her head on this little bridge in the middle of the country and weird shit is supposed to happen if you go there and park. Of course, nothing ever does,…

@Lt. Obvious

He said Queen Latifa.

Agreed. I've been liking this album a lot.

That's supposedly right around the corner. I think I saw early 2012 recently.

That settles it. This is a better gimmick comment than "I Actually Am Billy Corgan". I love this.

I was trying to figure out if he meant "absent on this song" or "absent on the whole album". Either way, if it means Liquid Swords pt. 2, then it's a fair trade. Especially if it's as good as "Cuban Linx 2".

Liar. You would never describe a Laurel and Hardy film as simply being "pretty good".

Holy fuck that was worded poorly.

Deranged
There's another excellent movie in this sub-genre called "Deranged", also known as Anacardium. I feel like I'm the only person in the entire world to have seen it, unfortunately. 95% of the movie are Frank John Hughes and Richard Ruccolo, and both give fantastic performances. I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix.…

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Agreed. It was a nice write up.

I'm gonna fuck you like a bitch Dingle.