May 10th
Three of my most anticipated releases of 2011 come out that day (this, Tyler The Creator, and Manchester Orchestra), and this is by far the one I'm most excited about. It sounded great at SXSW.

Jesus?

Just backing up what JVS said. That was hilarious.

@Craig, that's awesome. I've heard that elsewhere. He just seems like a cool grandpa. A cool grandpa who makes zombie films. So, the coolest grandpa.

Man, that's fantastic.

There was supposed to be a question mark in there.

What Jorge, you aren't familiar with the game Paper, Stone, Ice. Ice always beats stone.

I'm a much bigger fan of practical effects too, but I just accept the fact that CGI is cheaper, and he's doing them on a much tighter budget. I thought "Land" had some really good practical effects, and the CGI he did use looked much better than the stuff in "Survival" or "Diary".

Well, you've found one person. I liked Bruiser too.

Honestly, it's probably for the best. I'm quite the apologist for directors I used to love. For example: I have no problem defending the last three Romero zombie films. So, my opinion on this may not be the best.

Mother of Tears
I actually don't think it's especially terrible, honestly. I know I'm in the minority. It was a blind-buy since I love Argento, and the first time I watched it I tried to convince myself it was better than it was. The second time I watched it, I realized how awful some scenes are (the helpful ghost…

@Dr X

Did anyone see the NME review for this album?
Aaaaaaand…this is why NME is fucking terrible, and damn-near irrelevant. Here's the final line of the review: "Undersexed and over here, let's send them back to where they, indeed, belong."

The album's great. The title track, as mentioned above, owes a strong debt to the Smashing Pumpkins, and it's awesome. I like it better than the debut, and I'd go so far as to give it an A-.

I saw the strangest DVD double-feature this weekend
I was at the store, and they had one of those "two-movies-on-one-DVD" deals. The two movies were "Texas Rangers", which I didn't even remember existing, but it stars The Beek. And the other film was "Dead Man". Having not seen "Texas Rangers", I can still safely…

Guys, there's a Thin Red Line between clever and stupid, and this thread is taking the Money Train right down it.

Let's get Sean Connery to come out of retirement, just so he can scream "You're the man now, dog!!!" after the election results come in.

Yes, but what if she kills a kitten with an infant?

Without having read any of the other comments thus far
Wasn't there already a feature-length Mickey Mouse movie made? I think it was called "Life Is Beautiful". Won an Oscar.

He will be debuting his new line in a photo gallery called:
Stop! Or my mom will fashion shoot.