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What Would Jack Burton Do
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Clownstrophobia
Based on the title, I'm picturing a full 90 minute film about a man who is afraid of clowns and enclosed spaces being stuck inside of a tiny clown car. If that's not what it's about, I'm not interested.

I don't know what it is about good sex that always makes me have to take a crap. You really jarred something loose, tiger.

"When tragedy comes for you, anonymous, gutless, cruelty, (And trust me, it will) remember your bullshit "Canceraids" comments…"

I've decided
From now on, when referencing the alternate universe, it must be refered to as AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLT!

Awesome. There shouldn't even be a debate! Although this sort of steals the thunder from my biography I'm working on, titled "Lasers and Lions".

I bet all the money I have
That they're the musical act on Leno's first night back with "The Tonight Show".

I can live with that.

His head, I mean. I really, really wasn't trying to make some "internet Hitler" comment.

Not meant in a racist way at all, actually. It's the shape of the thing mainly.

Akon
Dude looks like an eggplant with teeth.

Never going to top EIDan, but I'll throw in bathing.

SMURF ME THE MONEEEEEEEEY!

HARD RAIN?!?!
ON BLU-RAY?!?! Finally, I can stop writing all of those God damn letters.