My Favorite Comedian Ever
As an atheist who like George, was brought up Catholic, his routines hit home in all the right ways. He was the great comedian of our time, always relevant and always hilarious. I treasure having seen him in Vegas back in the 90s all the more now.

Mountain Dew Doritos
I wouldn't go near these unless I were getting paid. But then, I hate sodas in general, and Mountain Dew tastes like what goat's piss smells like.