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Dr. Phineas K. Wattlestone
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Jamie is awesome.

So…
KISS sucks. I couldn't agree more. To examine KISS is to insult KISS. But isn't it like bunny hunting with a bazooka? We should be talking about interesting, challenging stuff that sucks - like Fleetwood Mac or Rush.

The Untold Story
Me and a couple associates went to Woodstock '99 to sell fake drugs. We paid about $200 in bribes to various security personnel over the weekend. When things fist started to get ugly on Saturday night, it was security who tried to rob us - not the meatheads running amok. We got away with our money,

I get what you're saying, and I agree most of the time. But Murder By Death is a stone cold classic despite that nonsense. I suppose it helps that I was too young when I first saw it to understand that he wasn't actually asian, let alone why that would be offensive.

Dr. Phineas laughs like a Brazilian.