I recently discovered I still have issues of Ghost "cashing in on cyberpunk" Rider 2099 in my possession.

Well, since you asked, I'd have to say the penalty for messing with someone's Tastykakes should be being forced to watch The Bounty Hunter and One For The Money back to back.

I already work around the clock!

But it's more money!

Don't Burgundy and Corningstone stay live-action for that sequence? If so, the scene doesn't qualify.

I don't remember any cows in Bowling for Columbine.

I thought Lana Del Ray was Wiig taking her "Don't make me sing" character to the next level.

Didn't you skip one? Or is the Best Young Actor/Actress award something different? The only reason I noticed its absence on the list was I was waiting for someone to make fun of Thomas Horn's uber-phony sounding acceptance speech.

And there wasn't a single mention of her diabetes, or working with the American Diabetes Association. Wouldn't a food show have been a perfect time to mention that re: a healthy diet? Or would that have been too much of a downer?

I knew I should have put on closed-captioning. Thanks for the clarification.

I just have one thing to say.

In junior high (about '86 or so), My art class partner and I made a half pipe out of cardboard and paper-mâché. Neither of us had ever seen or heard of a fingerboard, but the teacher insisted we had to be able to *use* the half pipe. So we came up with the idea of skateboard shaped cardboard & mâché pieces, which we…

Is Capp a wife-beater? I thought he was just a lazy self-absorbed drunk.

I can buy Andy Capp's Hot Fries at Shop Rite. And sometimes I do. M-m-m-m, spicy!

Well, if he didn't cut out both eyes, they'd have a much easier time recalling any unusual details about him, yes? But I was surprised he was driving, too.

You were the first person I thought of when I began pondering his fate. You know, I get the appeal. I'm not sure why, but I get it.

Holy shit. This episode almost broke my heart. I'm so glad they had that final scene with Margaret signing over Nucky's land to the church, because the genuine laughs that gave me were the only thing that kept me from staying pissed off.

I'm still waiting to meet a long haired, Soundgarden era Chris Cornell.

Perry's acting ability actually elevated my opinion of the whole show. You could tell she had tried really hard to remember her lines, because I almost never saw her reading off a cue card, and when she did have to look off stage, she did it for a second to catch up and then went right back to actually being in the…

What I want to know is, what was the secret Lola whispered in that little girl's ear that made her cry? I can only imagine what her definition of a "really good secret" is. My guess? "All women are objectified. Even if they have to do it themselves."