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Annearchist
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I'm with ya. I've written college papers on Ripley and own a whole slew of books about the Alien films, but it never occurred to me to investigate the whole crew 's backstory.

*Godspell cast bursts in*
The Red-Head GA-A-A-A-Y-Y-Y-Y-A-A-A-A-Y-Y-Y-Y-A-A-A-A-A-Y-Y-Y-Y! The RED HEAD GAY!
*cast freezes pose while breathing heavily*

I suppose I'll go get some bagels, I guess.

I have it too. I kept a VCR much longer than I should have for that.

Nope. Nor are there thieves breathing down anyone's neck (I assume).

I was 7 when it came out. The shipwreck upset me a little, thinking of all the ones who didn't make it.

Same here. I haven't even seen it. Yay for IMDB, I guess.

I was struck by how Megan's lipstick was completely nude, basically erasing her mouth while she was talking but unheard.

See, I can't help thinking of Bob Benson as a stealth Don in training. When Don wanted to work for Roger, he pulled a similar stunt in the elevator with him, didn't he?

When Arnold and Sylvia were fighting, one thing she said stood out very clearly: "You aren't giving me what I need!" She also was primarily complaining about Arnold being away and that she never knew when he was coming back.

I've realized why Ted creeps me out. He looks like a James Spader villain. Like, Pretty in Pink James Spader.

There is an ad for Sunrise Assisted Senior Living at the end of this AV Club article about Maron. Exactly how old do the advertisers think the typical AV Club reader is?

RiffTrax has a commentary for it.

That's the scene that has Willis on the bad guy's back, choking him, while being thrown around the room? The top half of a mannequin in a poncho that's been attached to the bad guy doesn't even look vaguely real. It never moves unless it's jostled by the bad guy. I like Unbreakable quite a bit (it's the only M. Night

Jinkx's look can be summed up with a missed opportunity from the judge's runway commentary:

I feel like Jinkx is super sensitive to criticism because she's her own worst critic. Even when she's getting praise, she might be thinking "Yes, but it wasn't perfect. I just want to be the best."
 
The way she talks to the other girls during Untucked, it sounds like she's trying to convey that she really doesn't think

I want to go to a viewing party!

To paraphrase Jon Hamm, That would only make sense if the movie was about middle-aged Superman. Maybe cast him as the future Superman from Kingdom Come. But let him voice over ANYTHING.