Wilford Brimley as the Lorax or GTFO.

Love this - "Then he wraps it up because he’s almost exhausted the anytime minutes on his phone-it-in plan."

My other favorite falling out of love song is Kate Nash's "Foundations". Being in a relationship that's deteriorating, when the only enjoyable aspect is being cruel to someone you no longer care for.

One song that comes mind is Ani DiFranco's "You Had Time". It's a great song about accepting that it's just over, and not being able to tell the other person why.

I've always called these guys Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man, from another Cameron Crowe movie, Singles. They don't have to actually have a pony tail, just that understanding and sensitive concern combined with a mellow stress-free response to everything. Glasses and a quirky vest or hat are common accessories.

No need to choose. Find a girl refilling her Lithium prescription and ask her out. You'll get both! A Manic Cunt Pixie Nightmare Whore, if you will.

Xanadu was my first thought when I saw that outfit turn the corner. Of course, Xanadu was the 80's wasn't it?

Snidley Whiplash-style mustache for twirlin'.

The Fisher King has 2 great falling in love stories. The sweet nervous awkwardness of Perry and Lydia, and the rediscovered love between Jack and Anne.

I published nothing. I just sold the published products. Out of a 3 person cubicle on the 6th floor of a large building in New York City.

And push-ups for the amusement of the direct sales staff, as I remember.

I keep mistaking this for a Wizard Magazine cover. The only thing missing is a Mego Spider-Man. And it wasn't until I read the comments that I realized Hawkeye was even in Thor. I just thought it was odd picking a recognizable actor for the role of "sniper with a bow & arrow".

Back at the comics publisher, it seemed to me that the most useful thing they picked up was the skill of networking, and the occasional contact they were able to call upon in the future.

I'm sorry you found it stupid. In the future, perhaps you should avoid reading what I have to say if it bothers you.

Thank you! Yours is neat, too.

Thank you for taking the time to respond to my little comment. It makes me happy to know you appreciate what I have to say.

That's okay.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Now I want to argue with someone just so we can resolve our differences.
 
I would just like to say in advance that I am sorry for doubting your grasp of Community canon, in particular your unparalleled knowledge regarding Pierce Hawthorne's prostate issues.

Yes, they were. And unfortunately, the Pumpkin Spice Lattes taste more like actual pumpkin than they do of spice. It's kinda freaky.