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What I noticed about Sitch was that during the first part of the roast, whenever someone made a joke about him, he would lean towards (even on), or at least reach a hand out towards Snoop as if he thought they were in the same league because they were seated next to each other. It was obviously annoying Snoop, you…

I know the Dean Martin ones were once available in a late-night infomercal, but I've been getting a lot of them in torrent form.

Prediction
I forsee Jayden Smith being cast as a street urchin with a heart of gold who finds a magical parade stick that brings the balloons to life the day before the big parade, causing many, many NYC hijinks. Jayden rounds up all of the balloons in the nick of time and is made an honorary Grand Marshal. As he…

Two things
1. Gail looks good with an island tan.

It's Photoshop.

No problem, Sugartits.

They do sell them. In white or blue.

As a slightly below average-looking redhead with glasses, the ability to fill out a sweater, and an affinity for Doc Martins, I can report that I never get hit on. By anyone. Really.

Falling in love ruins everything.
Just replace "comedian's career" with "long running tv series":

Next week on Top Chef…
Chefs, your Quickfire Challenge this week is to create a dish using only pork products. The catch? It must be dense enough to injure Paula Deen when thrown. Your 30 minutes starts… now!

Perhaps I'm behind the curve on this, but Bourdain's been known to indulge children's TV characters as well: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Wouldn't it have been great to see Blais running with a cart through the hardware section in a panic, "Where do they keep the nitrogen tanks?!?!"

Wait, Hef's not already living in the tomb? It's only a matter of time before they rename the Grotto "the Tarn".

Bat-Mite must be played by Johnny Depp. Because he's quirky!

DC/Marvel issue hasn't stopped Ryan Deadpool/Green Lantern Reynolds.

"enjoyed", not "found".

I've seen Richard's show where he goes to restaurants and tries to improve on their famous dishes with fancy science techniques (burgers made with a blow torch then topped with fried mayonnaise and individual slices of ketchup), and I found his explanations about the science behind the traditional recipes, however the…

Life Decisions
I have to say, the most argumentative, stubborn characters on In Treatment are the ones that made me decide I wasn't cut out to become a therapist. While I know it's just a show with actors, I find myself amazed at how Paul (and now Adele) just sit and take it when they're having insults hurled at them.

While watching, my style-deficient, 64 year old mother announced, "Gretchen's clothes look like something I would wear!"