Anal Cunt,
You will be pissed (missed).

To prepare for this role
Christian Bale will work for 7 months in a Noah's bagels.

And then Bob Newhart wakes up.

Who are you arguing with?… Yourself?
NOW who's a christian?!?

Wasn't this character
Already in Tropic Thunder?

Christian Bale?
His name should be Jewish Bale!

I suppose you could say it was the Abraham of your childhood….

I wish Google was more relevant
Then we would have heard about this technology months ago.

carRrot?

iReland

The A-
I get it. I understand that perhaps it wasn't as fulfilling as some of the ark climaxes this season (especially to a reviewer such as Todd), and I also get that the grade was "lower" (we have high expectations here) because of not knowing how it does as the beginning of a two-parter, but still. I found this to…

My brother bought this
And it was pretty freaky, considering I was blazed at the time and had no idea what is was.

No Outsources
And so the universe aligns, and all is right. Looks like Lara Croft was wrong.

^That skating stuff^
It's nice to see that Lil' Kevin finally matured his career into the ground.

I'm Pretty Sure
Tom Arnold doesn't exist anymore.

Little did Moe Syzlak know…
it was future downhilled career calling to make fun of him all those years.

Leave the…
Smurfing to the adults! That's right Doogie Howser, that means you.

Shirley
Her?

But instead of with rope, it's with coke.

You should give them another shot. Most specifically, ones that's directed by someone named Nolan, and not by some fuck named Snyder.