New rival team?
WOLVERINES!

It'll be just like that scene in the Sandlot… Ah. Childhood dreams…

Or a big hot dog next to a billboard displaying Jennifer Connelly's ass to ass scene. It'll be so hilarious!!!!

Dinner time? I don't know if that's correct, since I live in California. We don't have CHUDs. Well we do, but they're isolated in the OC and are tamed.

Or the Warriors.

Where's Sean when you need him?! This man is threatening me! At least Todd draws the line against murder and protects us valuable commenters!

@KingBastard Can it be in claymation?

Next
I say we put a Bert Macklin statue in Indianapolis. It's either that or new urinals in the parks, so the city might as well give the people something they actually want.

To be fair…
Jesse Eisenberg really didn't know he was posing for that picture.

Back-Stage
I think she was Bob Saget's rape mule. Off screen of course. Otherwise, that'd be Joey.

If he's in it,
will James Earl Jones come? And hopefully play some generic version of Batman. Or Zod.

Wait, John C. Reily is Superman?

Sucking by association?
Abed vs. Abuud

You're really just over-compensating. I think you have some underlying Mommy-Daddy-Sitcom drama under all those capital letters.

Oh…FUCK! Fuck you West coast! What with your beautiful beaches and Al Gore…

First!
Because for some reason, the Onion gives spoilers. Go Twitter I suppose…

If it's still on Netflix I'll try and check it out. Maybe by developingy own opinion towards it i'll be able to remove it from it's current relation to my ex (singular btw). That's what I did with the XX and it seemed to work.

You had me at "boobs". Now, what were the rest of those words?

Thank you! That's good enough for me! Now, to wallow in the narcissistic fact that I have infinitely more taste than her! Simpsons, here I come!

Is the UK Skins REALLY that good? My ex-girlfriends really liked it, so I look forward to the bashing of it quite a lot. But if it's really that "good", I'll quit my whining and move on like a sensible someone who is quite indifferent to kiddie-porn after all.