The warm, raw meat…inside of a used condom. With a side of middle-aged angst.

Umm…
May I ask, what's wrong with Joss Whedon?

Out of the question?
Team Terriers? Maybe we can get them on TBS at least.

You bitch!
I keep expecting a smaller, slimier version of her to eject and bite me every time she breaths.

The Last Dogtrainer
I fucked my dog in the ass in order to be like M. Night Shyamalan's writing career.

Well we all know that Samberg doesn't exactly rank among the best comedians of all time, the 00's, or any list with a timetable. BUT compared to the shit hole that SNL has been, he's still attracting the viewers they need for NBC to let them build$ 30,000 sets (Mr. Show anyone?) and feel superior. I honestly do like…

SNL is the new Lonely Island.
And good for Forte that he finally got away. After SNL dragging him down so much, I doubt he'd be able to still call himself a comedian if it wasn't for Tim and Eric. I'm a fan (barely) of SNL, so it's terrible knowing that Jorma, Akiva, and Andy are the only things holding the show…

Making Guidos look even worse.
About fucking time Jenny Slate got fired. She was among the least talented writers/performers on Late Night W/ Jimmy Fallon. And that's saying a lot.

Sharing agents/Young Woody Allen
All the good meetings are taken.

Shoot him again. He's still filing.
Shit's gonna paper cut you, man!
What the fuck are you? A paperboy, or a paper salesman?! If you don't deal your own product, what kind of businessman are you?!

good movie. yadayadayada

Meet the Tall Dark Strangers
Tall Dark Stranger: Toy Story's "Woody (Allen)"?…Ryan Stiles?
Hell maybe W.A. just stole the name from a new Tyler perry flick.