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I think International Male merged into Undergear.

But that boat wasn't 1/10 of 1% as bad as that damn choo-choo in Spirit Tracks. So much dead time in that game. Wow.

The boat was just far too clumsy to use. Note that it's powered by the WIND. A motor would have been so, so much more tolerable. They even use a motor in Phantom Hourglass, and there are still ways you could work "wind" into powering a motor. You should have been allowed to warp to anywhere on the map.

Bert has been MIA for a while
Not sure if this has changed recently. I used to watch SS with the nephews back around 2004ish. I worked a night shift & SS was on when I got home, with wee 'phews attached to the screen. Ernie had his own skit where he searched the world for his rubber ducky. Bert was noticeably

It's not just her eyes that are huge, but every other facial feature: ears, nose, mouth, teeth, forehead. Look at each feature individually and then you'll notice how the appear to "separate" from the head they're attached to, like a 3DS.

The decision probably has more to do with how the two names are pronounced, since they can sound exactly the same. On the page they are clearly different, but spoken not so much.

Esha Palante!

Too chubby to be Catwoman.

"Show me one successful thing the government has ever done with all that money."

Please explain
Is this a continuation or a remake of "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" collection? Those plotlines sound very similar to the Pooh films already out there.

Also to point out that the 12-member jury came back with a not-guilty VERDICT within 11 hours. That's not the same thing as hung jury. 12 people looking at the evidence were unanimously not convinced. That says more to me than Nancy Grace harpeeing her head off for 3 years.

I give Justin Timberlake a solid "meh." I never understood all the hoopla around him either. I was tricked in buying his last album (THANK YOU, A.V. CLUB!), only to discover two tolerable tracks on it.

My understanding is that it was all Amazon's idea. Gaga/record company still got their $8 (or so) fee per album. I think the number was a "huge" $3 million loss for Amazon. Or a "small" $3 million advertisement.

Okay. We got it. But we're not biting, alright.

There was a controversy around the video. The director bailed and Gaga had to direct it herself inside of three hours or something. I didn't get all the details, but it is a shockingly boring video.

Actually, in Hawaii aloha shirts are considered formal. No shit.

I like A Bug's Life.

Oh, gawd. Please tell me this movie doesn't end with all the characters karaoke-ing to some lame 80s radio hit.

Is Huntsman this year's Fred Thompson? I haven't really been paying attention.

But Huntsman is the cutest one. Dammit.