USA also dabbled in making pretty horrible guilty-pleasure movies in the 90s. Remember Nightlife?

Home Alone 2

Half Baked, Dazed & Confused, et al

You can't get a good ab workout in six minutes!

Windows 7 can suck my pretty, pretty balls. My 3-year-old Eee XP netbook boots up faster than this awful 6-month-old Win7 Dell I use for work. It's constantly trying to "help" me do everything when, in fact, it's only getting in the way. Performance took a serious nosedive when I "upgraded" from an XP64 machine. I…

This doesn't make a lick of sense
Mac's character is all about the glamor muscles. I really can't see him putting on weight like this.

Yeah, Chunk's on one of the Goonies DVD commentaries. Turned out to be the hottest one.

Also a live-action tv show brought to us by the same people who pestilenced the Power Ranger upon us:

Yes, there was a CGI TMNT movie in 2007:

Wasn't Hellraiser the Rubik's cube movies?

I thought the conventional wisdom around here is that Lock Stock & Snatch are both great movies. But then Ritchie married Madge and she succubussed the creative life force out of him. Hence Swept Away. The Sherlock Holmes flick was an inch towards his former glory, now that they're no longer together, but he still…

Thanks. The reveal was as climactic as I expected.

If it's a killer dildo, then I'm definitely seeing this movie.

Yes. Somebody please spoil this for me. As of right now, this film is of zero interest to me. WHAT THE HELL IS IT ABOUT?

My first thought was "Over the Top."

I've always hated the Playstation moniker. It sounds so stupid, "Playstation". Ugh. The numbering on subsequent consoles is just lazy.

The Wii ii

The 1989 Denver Broncos

Rescue Rangers, duh
Because I just know my cat is up to some nefarious scheme.

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