So that's what you have to do to get a gig at the AV Club: be tetraploid.

There are no facts in modern politics.

What?
Somebody actually thought that Starfish sketch was funny? I haven't watched SNL much in the past ten years, and repetitive, lazy, joke-free shit like that is exactly why. It was painful.

True. It basically peaked early and not particularly high, and then spent four seasons demolishing the tiny amount of good will it earned with its promising start.

Well
If I could rate the first and second halves of this episode separately, I'd give the first half a D and the second a B+ or so. The writing was fairly clumsy throughout, but the first half was just about as badly written and acted as Lost has ever been. It's waaaay too late in the game to be pulling substandard…

Damn
Will we at least get a lazy lowrider that calls everybody "ese"?

Also I don't have an erection.

Inaccurate
My dreams don't look as cool as this.

What in the fuck is wrong with American filmmakers?
Nobody wants to hear Oprah fucking Winfrey or Pierce fucking Brosnan talk about animals - get Attenborough back on narration duty or go fuck yourselves.

Ke$ha
Ke$ha is MIA for people with Down's syndrome.

In other news…
BitTorrent is free and movies come out on release day or before. Good thinking, studios!

I'd say about half of it sounds like Prince, while the rest sounds more like Cheap Trick with the reverb cranked up. I like it all the way through, though.

No, way back when they were touring with TMBG (really) and their first big label album came out they were on the RIAA's homepage as one of the prominent artists that supports the RIAA's mission. I didn't buy their next few albums out of pure spite, not that they would notice or care.

Oh hey, me too!
I also come in a paper bag and have a greasy bottom.

Why are people even arguing about this?
The obvious choice is Heath Ledger.

Yeah this is my favorite video in years.

Haha yeah
I remember when the AV Club interviewed Bakshi years ago and he kept talking about how much better his version was than Jackson's. I remember back then thinking "wait, is this the same steaming pile of ponyloaf I'm thinking of?", and yes indeed it was. This movie absolutely sucked.

I dunno
I just honestly couldn't bring myself to care about this episode much. It was competent, but the alternate Sun and Jin's romance wasn't anything new and the on-island stuff just seemed like a lot of shuffling around with no real progress. I'm a little dismayed that they seem to still just be killing time…

Ke$ha
Hating Ke$ha doesn't make you old, it means you have ears and taste. She's like M.I.A. for people who are literally mentally retarded.

Haha no
$45 to see Conan do essentially the same stuff I saw on TV every night for free? That's retarded.