The very best part of Sarah Jessica Parker in Ed Wood:

Didn't Total Recall already blaze the trail for remaking 90s movies?

B 4 I see this
I want to C 3 more Transformers movies.

Star Trek
Didn't most Star Trek shows JUST show up on Netflix? Does this mean they're going away again? You mean I have to get up, go to the shelf, pick out which episode I want to watch, then put the corresponding DVD into a MACHINE, and then walk all the way back to my couch? What is this, 2005?

Captain Ronny Cox
Maybe my favorite thing about this two-parter is that yes, Jellico is a complete dick, but the show doesn't ever punish him for it. There's no, "See, you did things differently from what the main characters on the show do, so you're a dick and a failure." He never got schooled in what a captain…

Columbo's first name
The photo in the NY Times obituary identifies the character as "Lt FRANK Columbo," but we all know that they never once said his first name on the show, and as far as we know, he didn't have one.

What has always bugged me about the Scotty episode
is that they find a frapping Dyson Sphere and barely care. It's like, "What do you know, a Dyson Sph— Holy shit, it's SCOTTY!!!"

Dirty pillows
Oh my god, O'Neal.

I have an excellent question
Why is this even made with motion capture stupid animation anyway? It's just people running around. It's not like Tintin's an alien with a sofa for a head or something.

This is by far the worst episode of the show, excluding everything from Season 1. Picard should have been court martialed or demoted or something. Loser.

I join you on this limb of truth. But he does look real skinny, doesn't he? That's supposed to be Mike D's deal.

I was going to
comment on this story, but I got distracted by the pictures in the Auto-Recycler-O-Matic. Would you look at how pretty Elizabeth Banks is?

Stuttering John
If Lindsay Lohan doesn't work out, he could go for Pamaler Anderson!!!

Howsabout
Batman as a 30-something babe with a love for old-fashion hats.

Riker Rape
It's always bugged me in this episode when, at the end, someone uses the word "rape" and they cut right to Troi, and Riker looks over to her. As if only Troi had been raped, while Riker had just been "attacked" or something. As if they didn't quite want to suggest that Riker—a dude—had been raped, too,…

Stop it
We don't talk about Normal Again.

10?
I just happened to watch "10" for the first time ever the other night. Can someone tell me why that was a huge hit? Without using the words "Bo" or "Derrick"?

Oh
I thought this said "Mad MAX."

This motion picture
looks like it's got lots of expensive special effects in it. And many of the explosions.

This Sean O'Neal makes me laugh when he writes the funny things.