Penicillin is a miracle worker.

Pretty sure if they make an Ernest remake, it'll star Jack Black.

About as Dirty as it Cums

I meant oldest dammit!

Are you in your 70's? You are the internet commenter I have ever had the privilege to meet.

I'm really proud of this thread…talking about the acting ability of Jacobs and just not talking about how hot she is. On that note, I would totally tap that!

I could imagine her as Sienna Miller…fap fap fap fap fap

Annie's Boobs

Do you think?
If Gallagher goes to hell, that a bunch of watermelons will spend eternity smashing his head in?

Salute my shorts!

I don't get how
a teen-aged zombie would be any help during an alien invasion. Wouldn't that just produce alien zombies?

and a Eli Roth Cameo….Here's for hoping he gets killed in a gunfight!

How about a barn SWALLOW?

I wonder if there will be any naked african chicks?
Like National Geographic type stuff…

So my guess is…
The son will predict the future with finger paintings and macaroni art?

What?!

Is he tweaking? I'm pretty sure that one eye looks like it….

And here starts the gay jokes…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought something would change! Why do people constantly need to bring this up??

3 more years
of getting progressivly worse.