10 Things I Hate About Sequels That Reference Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo

Writing's so harrrrrd!

He doesn't need any padded muscle suits. That's pure Driver.

It's made something like 300 million considering that it was released overseas first. Despair not Aesir youngling!

I'm having a herpes outbreak. Right now.

Thank God that Craving Theo will finally get that second chance they so richly deserve! But how will they staff the afternoon shift at Red Robin now?

The Skalds spoke of this in the Eddas, never was a greater treasure on Midgard in any movie that was not the Avengers or Iron Man.

Lupus?! Is it lupus?!

He was a remarkably scuzzy degenerate gambler scumbag in Let It Ride. Richard Dreyfuss played himself as a dirtbag gambler. Wasn't Teri Garr in it too? If she was I'm sure her character was hot! Built like a brick shithouse that yin.

I wouldn't advocate drugs, alcohol or violence… But they always worked for me.

I love Wincott, especially as a villain but he ain't Christopher Lee.

Lester's Musketeers movies are utter, burned in my brain, touchstones of films I loved as a child.

Swimming in a pool full of cocaine?

You must love Geena Davis and Keira Knightley then!

I guess Mr. Sutherland's English Lit teaching job is just to pay the bills while he finishes five years of work on this piece of shit.

In a self referential role as Captain Calico Jefferson Cocaine Rufus Wainwright Oxblood Aloysius Tolstoy van De Lay von Nostrand.

Thanks to Smigel and O'Brien that will always be, "My new gigantic blockbuster hit movie, 'Jingle All the Vay!'"

Blame his need to leverage himself to the gills to own mansions, vintage cars, comics and Elvis memorabilia, a castle and pyramid tomb.

I will love you forever for creating that earworm for me.

Dwarfpheus, HE IS A DIRECTOR'S GUILD DIRECTOR!