Get Shia The Beef on the goddam phone right now!

I've been high every time I've seen it, read about it and I can't make Google work.

Sleepaway Camp.

sigh…Spanish Inquisition…soft torture…etc.

Cheeseburgers!

And it was appropriately retconned in the Kaufman's. Love Mr. McCarthy, love him.

I feel attention must be called to the fact that Ms. Cartwright is effin' hawt in this mutherfucker. After the histrionics of Alien, the buttoned up Betty Bitchwife in The Right Stuff and the combination of the two character in Witches of Eastwick, it was a wonderful revelation that Ms. Cartwright, bra-free in a…

13 Ghosts did have one particularly fucked up death when the lawyer is sliced in two from head to foot halfway through the depth of his body. Nice and gory effect.

SLAM!

Smart as a whip isn't he?

I always wanted to see his dad (and maybe his mom too) beat the ever-loving shit out of him.

At least he had that sharp hat to console himself with.

Sorry no… We were looking for, "Steve-O. Steve-O."

If you're a Civil War buff and happen to visit Shiloh, about an hour away is Adamsville Tennessee. The Buford Pusser Museum and Home is there.

I really like they're oddball chemistry in The Rundown and Southland Tales. I wished they'd been paired longer onscreen in Southland. That and a million other things could've vastly improved it.

Thanks El Asso Wipo, I thought I'd be the only one who'd appreciate the ballsitude of this.

M-O-O-N, that spells Tea Party.

In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris tells you jokes.

Maggie Cheung has only two speeds: Hypervelocity Kung-Fu melodrama and asleep.

And by God's grace he bestowed upon us Lone Wolf McQuade. Amen.