NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Constipated Bruce Willis regrets eating at the churrascaria last night.

Cliffy I think you're referring to the motto of the women that trolls delude themselves into thinking are theirs:

Didn't you all know that sconn is really Dick Cavett?  Some decorum please!  Any Cohibas and Hennessy VSOP left sports?

That is an "old offer," sconn as I've frequently come across similar bluster whenever someone speaks truth to asshole.

Some excellent cheaper Polish wadkas/vodkas:

No one can pull off the pin-striped suit like Walken.

Just because Database is a character doesn't mean he has character.

Help us doc.  We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

Don't make me shoot monkeys into a space-time quantum anomaly to find out fineoakstructure.

Lo-isssss, the story with our bylines was suppossssed to be filed and on Perry's dessssk by the deadline.  I don't see the ssssstory on the dessssk, do you?!  DO YOU?!

You won the Internets.  For now.

He's just keeping the British end up, sir.

His shit was pure West.

I got bigger fish to fry!

Were their palms glowing?

The BJ did look enjoyable…until George saw the headshot academic falling off the train.

She gives great telephone.

That emoticon is soft drivin', slow and mad, like some new language.

Phil may be a sleeper agent or mole-troll purposely fucking with us on behalf of…
The Grays?  The Trilateral Commission?  The Stonecutters?  ED?