Zorro shall make Don Pardo pay for his cruelty to the peasant class!

Matt Groening re: outside fictional characters in the Simpsonverse:

Shake harder boys!

maxmordon, you are the worst person I have ever met.

Reading this thread has just earned me three credit hours at Klown Kollege.

What the movie really needed was a vice-prize fight club, a lobotomized Francomunculus, less realistic community reactions to living under a fucking dome and a femme fatale with the apparent ability to teleport.

Has anyone ever seen Leelee Sobieski and Jewel in the same place at the same time?

Made me come.

I first saw it about that age too, probably on Showtime or HBO.  It appealed to me then but the nods to Hitchcock and the Chevy's drug humor went right over my head.

I think potatoes are neat and stuffed bell peppers are just plain awful!

I just wanted to shake the hand of the daughter of Lt. Broccoli, the bravest man I've ever met.

Sims is getting kickbacks from Bongo.

Yellow Apu!  I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

It's in Revelation people!

Of course it's a friendly call!

NEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!

Gloria (Goldie) fucks up Billy Barty, playing a hard-selling Bible salesman.  She did so due to the paranoia that ensued from her date, Scottie, telling her to, "beware the Dwarf," before he dies from a gunshot wound.

I just linked to "Fix On You" above.  Anything by Dead Moon is acceptable/fucking awesome.

"Fix On You," by Dead Moon

I fuckin' loved Almost Live when Comedy Central was re-running it.  The office kung-fu fighting sketches were the balls.